Why I don't let bears in my house...

...they're all really bad at figuring out toilet paper.



Now I really wanted to put up the recent one where it takes mama bear with her TELESCOPE to figure out that one, she must be legally blind to not notice her son sitting in a tree directly in front of her and her telescope and two, her son (and all of her other relatives) put their toilet paper seemingly everywhere butt (sic) the place it needs to go. I did some informal polling (my two roommates) and 100 percent of respondents said that they have never had a problem with left behind pieces and having toilet paper all over parts of your body that you don't wipe toilet paper. Toilet paper really doesn't need to be advertised, we all need it and are going to buy and generally won't think about the brand or the tissues structural qualities. So in order to grab that precious butt-wiping market share Charmin has declared themselves king of taking a lot, but leaving little when it comes to your behind.
So, bears who should probably be more aware of what's on their butts since they don't wear clothes. Until you can get your acts together I'm not letting you inside.