Tacos!

This really speaks for itself,



I had trouble believing if this was a real commercial or not. From the bad film quality to the two random dudes who claim to be gymnasts (hell if I know) arguing about taco construction to the writer who I want to believe is trolling the tv watching public because I want to know that no one could be that stupid through so many filters. Watch it again and watch your own taco be popped.

Let's just be friends

Let's start this one right off the bat.



I can completely empathize with this commercial. I love my car insurance deeply and even though we've grown apart I really don't want to see it hurt. We've spent a long time together and its hard to just throw that away.

It doesn't matter that if I wrecked my car they would drop me like a too-full-of-himself rapper drops mixtapes. I just can't stand that awkward phone call with the salesperson whom I've never met and probably hates his/her job as much as I would. Thank God All State is here to run interference for me like my best friends who always have my back and can give a shoulder to cry on. But only if I choose to pay them. All State, the "really nice best friend who you've always seen as a friend but never in 'that way' who sticks by you through all the other insurance companies only to freak out and declare love for you leaving you in the most awkward position imaginable" of the insurance world. Thanks All State, what would I do without you.